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Draft - By Team

2009

LONG DIVISION

Team Player
Pick
Rd
Sal
19 Cent Hot Pockets LaDainian Tomlinson 
3
1
12
19 Cent Hot Pockets Marques Colston 
22
2
11
19 Cent Hot Pockets Knowshon Moreno 
27
3
10
19 Cent Hot Pockets Bernard Berrian 
46
4
9
19 Cent Hot Pockets James Davis 
51
5
8
19 Cent Hot Pockets Percy Harvin 
70
6
7
19 Cent Hot Pockets Minnesota 
75
7
6
19 Cent Hot Pockets Ryan Longwell 
94
8
5
19 Cent Hot Pockets Ahmad Bradshaw 
99
9
4
19 Cent Hot Pockets Brent Celek 
118
10
3
19 Cent Hot Pockets Jeremy Maclin 
123
11
2
19 Cent Hot Pockets Deion Branch 
142
12
1
19 Cent Hot Pockets Chris Henry 
147
13
1
Banty Roosters Ronnie Brown 
11
1
12
Banty Roosters Anquan Boldin 
14
2
11
Banty Roosters T.J. Houshmandzadeh 
35
3
10
Banty Roosters Larry Johnson 
38
4
9
Banty Roosters Pittsburgh 
59
5
8
Banty Roosters Matt Hasselbeck 
62
6
7
Banty Roosters John Carlson 
83
7
6
Banty Roosters LeSean McCoy 
86
8
5
Banty Roosters David Akers 
107
9
4
Banty Roosters Derrick Mason 
110
10
3
Banty Roosters Correll Buckhalter 
131
11
2
Banty Roosters Fred Taylor 
134
12
1
Banty Roosters Trent Edwards 
155
13
1
Cobras Maurice Jones-Drew 
1
1
12
Cobras Tony Romo 
24
2
11
Cobras Brandon Marshall 
25
3
10
Cobras Beanie Wells 
48
4
9
Cobras Owen Daniels 
49
5
8
Cobras Philadelphia 
72
6
7
Cobras Jeremy Shockey 
73
7
6
Cobras Troy Williamson 
96
8
5
Cobras T.J. Duckett 
97
9
4
Cobras David Garrard 
120
10
3
Cobras Laurence Maroney 
121
11
2
Cobras Mason Crosby 
144
12
1
Cobras Muhsin Muhammad 
145
13
1
Gary Colemans Larry Fitzgerald 
4
1
12
Gary Colemans Willie Parker 
21
2
11
Gary Colemans Joseph Addai 
28
3
10
Gary Colemans LenDale White 
45
4
9
Gary Colemans Anthony Gonzalez 
52
5
8
Gary Colemans Santonio Holmes 
69
6
7
Gary Colemans Donald Brown 
76
7
6
Gary Colemans New York 
93
8
5
Gary Colemans Laveranues Coles 
100
9
4
Gary Colemans Brett Favre 
117
10
3
Gary Colemans Carnell Williams 
124
11
2
Gary Colemans Mewelde Moore 
141
12
1
Gary Colemans Nate Kaeding 
148
13
1
Lonely Kickers Greg Jennings 
10
1
12
Lonely Kickers Kevin Smith 
15
2
11
Lonely Kickers Cedric Benson 
34
3
10
Lonely Kickers Vincent Jackson 
39
4
9
Lonely Kickers Lee Evans 
58
5
8
Lonely Kickers Ray Rice 
63
6
7
Lonely Kickers Eli Manning 
82
7
6
Lonely Kickers Ted Ginn Jr. 
87
8
5
Lonely Kickers Ricky Williams 
106
9
4
Lonely Kickers Michael Jenkins 
111
10
3
Lonely Kickers Miami 
130
11
2
Lonely Kickers San Diego 
135
12
1
Lonely Kickers Neil Rackers 
154
13
1
Meat Whistles Calvin Johnson 
9
1
12
Meat Whistles Reggie Bush 
16
2
11
Meat Whistles Tony Gonzalez 
33
3
10
Meat Whistles Darren Sproles 
40
4
9
Meat Whistles Julius Jones 
57
5
8
Meat Whistles Devin Hester 
64
6
7
Meat Whistles Tim Hightower 
81
7
6
Meat Whistles Joe Flacco 
88
8
5
Meat Whistles Chicago 
105
9
4
Meat Whistles Chris Chambers 
112
10
3
Meat Whistles Earnest Graham 
129
11
2
Meat Whistles Mark Clayton 
136
12
1
Meat Whistles Jason Hanson 
153
13
1
Pouch Mouse USA Andre Johnson 
8
1
12
Pouch Mouse USA Roddy White 
17
2
11
Pouch Mouse USA Marshawn Lynch 
32
3
10
Pouch Mouse USA Matt Schaub 
41
4
9
Pouch Mouse USA Kellen Winslow 
56
5
8
Pouch Mouse USA Willis McGahee 
65
6
7
Pouch Mouse USA Donald Driver 
80
7
6
Pouch Mouse USA Fred Jackson 
89
8
5
Pouch Mouse USA Michael Crabtree 
104
9
4
Pouch Mouse USA Shonn Greene 
113
10
3
Pouch Mouse USA Nate Burleson 
128
11
2
Pouch Mouse USA Tampa Bay 
137
12
1
Pouch Mouse USA Robbie Gould 
152
13
1
Scatmen Steve Smith 
12
1
12
Scatmen Reggie Wayne 
13
2
11
Scatmen Antonio Bryant 
36
3
10
Scatmen Jonathan Stewart 
37
4
9
Scatmen Zach Miller 
60
5
8
Scatmen New York 
61
6
7
Scatmen Kris Brown 
84
7
6
Scatmen Donnie Avery 
85
8
5
Scatmen Ben Roethlisberger 
108
9
4
Scatmen Steve Breaston 
109
10
3
Scatmen Justin Fargas 
132
11
2
Scatmen Heath Miller 
133
12
1
Scatmen Rian Lindell 
156
13
1
Slam Pounders Randy Moss 
5
1
12
Slam Pounders Dwayne Bowe 
20
2
11
Slam Pounders Aaron Rodgers 
29
3
10
Slam Pounders Derrick Ward 
44
4
9
Slam Pounders Greg Olsen 
53
5
8
Slam Pounders Tennessee 
68
6
7
Slam Pounders Stephen Gostkowski 
77
7
6
Slam Pounders Le'Ron McClain 
92
8
5
Slam Pounders Torry Holt 
101
9
4
Slam Pounders Sammy Morris 
116
10
3
Slam Pounders Kyle Orton 
125
11
2
Slam Pounders Vernon Davis 
140
12
1
Slam Pounders Green Bay 
149
13
1
Stoolly Pigeons Steven Jackson 
6
1
12
Stoolly Pigeons Darren McFadden 
19
2
11
Stoolly Pigeons Terrell Owens 
30
3
10
Stoolly Pigeons Chad Ochocinco 
43
4
9
Stoolly Pigeons DeSean Jackson 
54
5
8
Stoolly Pigeons Rashard Mendenhall 
67
6
7
Stoolly Pigeons Matt Ryan 
78
7
6
Stoolly Pigeons Dustin Keller 
91
8
5
Stoolly Pigeons Carolina 
102
9
4
Stoolly Pigeons Dallas 
115
10
3
Stoolly Pigeons Justin Gage 
126
11
2
Stoolly Pigeons Kevin Boss 
139
12
1
Stoolly Pigeons Nick Folk 
150
13
1
Very Large Men DeAngelo Williams 
2
1
12
Very Large Men Thomas Jones 
23
2
11
Very Large Men Wes Welker 
26
3
10
Very Large Men Eddie Royal 
47
4
9
Very Large Men Jamal Lewis 
50
5
8
Very Large Men Kevin Walter 
71
6
7
Very Large Men Leon Washington 
74
7
6
Very Large Men Visanthe Shiancoe 
95
8
5
Very Large Men Lance Moore 
98
9
4
Very Large Men Chester Taylor 
119
10
3
Very Large Men New England 
122
11
2
Very Large Men Jason Elam 
143
12
1
Very Large Men Jake Delhomme 
146
13
1
Willow Weeds Brian Westbrook 
7
1
12
Willow Weeds Ryan Grant 
18
2
11
Willow Weeds Antonio Gates 
31
3
10
Willow Weeds Braylon Edwards 
42
4
9
Willow Weeds Santana Moss 
55
5
8
Willow Weeds Baltimore 
66
6
7
Willow Weeds Rob Bironas 
79
7
6
Willow Weeds Jerricho Cotchery 
90
8
5
Willow Weeds Matt Cassel 
103
9
4
Willow Weeds Domenik Hixon 
114
10
3
Willow Weeds Jerious Norwood 
127
11
2
Willow Weeds Anthony Fasano 
138
12
1
Willow Weeds John Kasay 
151
13
1
SHORT DIVISION

Team Player
Pick
Rd
Sal
Bashers Clinton Portis 
3
1
12
Bashers Roy Williams 
22
2
11
Bashers Larry Johnson 
27
3
10
Bashers DeSean Jackson 
46
4
9
Bashers Julius Jones 
51
5
8
Bashers Lance Moore 
70
6
7
Bashers Chris Cooley 
75
7
6
Bashers Donald Driver 
99
9
4
Bashers Chicago 
118
10
3
Bashers Ladell Betts 
123
11
2
Bashers Nate Washington 
142
12
1
Bashers Robbie Gould 
147
13
1
Bashers Michael Jenkins 
152
13
1
Bye Week Brian Westbrook 
2
1
12
Bye Week Chad Ochocinco 
23
2
11
Bye Week T.J. Houshmandzadeh 
26
3
10
Bye Week Carson Palmer 
47
4
9
Bye Week Jonathan Stewart 
50
5
8
Bye Week Shonn Greene 
71
6
7
Bye Week Kellen Winslow 
74
7
6
Bye Week Matt Schaub 
95
8
5
Bye Week San Diego 
98
9
4
Bye Week Justin Gage 
119
10
3
Bye Week Chris Chambers 
122
11
2
Bye Week Glen Coffee 
143
12
1
Bye Week Jason Elam 
146
13
1
Cheddar-Best Pierre Thomas 
5
1
12
Cheddar-Best Marshawn Lynch 
20
2
11
Cheddar-Best Brandon Marshall 
29
3
10
Cheddar-Best Anthony Gonzalez 
44
4
9
Cheddar-Best Fred Jackson 
53
5
8
Cheddar-Best Percy Harvin 
68
6
7
Cheddar-Best Leon Washington 
77
7
6
Cheddar-Best Chris Henry 
92
8
5
Cheddar-Best New York 
101
9
4
Cheddar-Best Chad Pennington 
116
10
3
Cheddar-Best Visanthe Shiancoe 
125
11
2
Cheddar-Best Nick Folk 
140
12
1
Cheddar-Best Laurence Maroney 
149
13
1
Dante's Inferno Roddy White 
9
1
12
Dante's Inferno Greg Jennings 
16
2
11
Dante's Inferno Derrick Ward 
33
3
10
Dante's Inferno Ben Roethlisberger 
40
4
9
Dante's Inferno Pittsburgh 
57
5
8
Dante's Inferno Greg Olsen 
64
6
7
Dante's Inferno Kevin Walter 
81
7
6
Dante's Inferno James Davis 
88
8
5
Dante's Inferno Correll Buckhalter 
105
9
4
Dante's Inferno Joe Flacco 
112
10
3
Dante's Inferno Zach Miller 
129
11
2
Dante's Inferno Nate Kaeding 
136
12
1
Dante's Inferno Carolina 
153
13
1
Fat Rac Tom Brady 
6
1
12
Fat Rac Dwayne Bowe 
19
2
11
Fat Rac Braylon Edwards 
30
3
10
Fat Rac Santonio Holmes 
43
4
9
Fat Rac Michael Crabtree 
54
5
8
Fat Rac New York 
67
6
7
Fat Rac Ahmad Bradshaw 
78
7
6
Fat Rac John Carlson 
91
8
5
Fat Rac Joshua Cribbs 
102
9
4
Fat Rac Matt Cassel 
115
10
3
Fat Rac Earnest Graham 
126
11
2
Fat Rac Samkon Gado 
139
12
1
Fat Rac Garrett Hartley 
150
13
1
PCHS-PigskinSquad Randy Moss 
4
1
12
PCHS-PigskinSquad Terrell Owens 
21
2
11
PCHS-PigskinSquad Reggie Bush 
28
3
10
PCHS-PigskinSquad Cedric Benson 
45
4
9
PCHS-PigskinSquad Jay Cutler 
52
5
8
PCHS-PigskinSquad Owen Daniels 
69
6
7
PCHS-PigskinSquad Eli Manning 
76
7
6
PCHS-PigskinSquad Ted Ginn Jr. 
93
8
5
PCHS-PigskinSquad Derrick Mason 
100
9
4
PCHS-PigskinSquad Dallas 
117
10
3
PCHS-PigskinSquad Brady Quinn 
124
11
2
PCHS-PigskinSquad John Kasay 
141
12
1
PCHS-PigskinSquad Sammy Morris 
148
13
1
Right Balls Larry Fitzgerald 
1
1
12
Right Balls Thomas Jones 
24
2
11
Right Balls Jason Witten 
25
3
10
Right Balls Lee Evans 
48
4
9
Right Balls Laveranues Coles 
49
5
8
Right Balls Chester Taylor 
72
6
7
Right Balls Baltimore 
73
7
6
Right Balls Le'Ron McClain 
96
8
5
Right Balls David Akers 
97
9
4
Right Balls Trent Edwards 
120
10
3
Right Balls Steve Breaston 
121
11
2
Right Balls Dennis Northcutt 
144
12
1
Right Balls Jared Cook 
145
13
1
Runnin' Terrorists Ryan Grant 
10
1
12
Runnin' Terrorists Reggie Wayne 
15
2
11
Runnin' Terrorists LenDale White 
34
3
10
Runnin' Terrorists Donovan McNabb 
39
4
9
Runnin' Terrorists Eddie Royal 
58
5
8
Runnin' Terrorists LeSean McCoy 
63
6
7
Runnin' Terrorists Torry Holt 
82
7
6
Runnin' Terrorists Fred Taylor 
87
8
5
Runnin' Terrorists Matt Hasselbeck 
106
9
4
Runnin' Terrorists Domenik Hixon 
111
10
3
Runnin' Terrorists Miami 
130
11
2
Runnin' Terrorists Kris Brown 
135
12
1
Runnin' Terrorists Brandon Jackson 
154
13
1
Sex Panthers Darren McFadden 
11
1
12
Sex Panthers Steve Smith 
14
2
11
Sex Panthers Beanie Wells 
35
3
10
Sex Panthers Vincent Jackson 
38
4
9
Sex Panthers Ray Rice 
59
5
8
Sex Panthers Santana Moss 
60
5
8
Sex Panthers Donald Brown 
62
6
7
Sex Panthers Tennessee 
83
7
6
Sex Panthers Philadelphia 
86
8
5
Sex Panthers Josh Morgan 
107
9
4
Sex Panthers Brett Favre 
110
10
3
Sex Panthers Dustin Keller 
131
11
2
Sex Panthers Ryan Longwell 
134
12
1
Simply Mons Joseph Addai 
7
1
12
Simply Mons Knowshon Moreno 
18
2
11
Simply Mons Antonio Bryant 
31
3
10
Simply Mons Bernard Berrian 
42
4
9
Simply Mons Hines Ward 
55
5
8
Simply Mons Rashard Mendenhall 
66
6
7
Simply Mons Willis McGahee 
79
7
6
Simply Mons New England 
90
8
5
Simply Mons Jeremy Shockey 
103
9
4
Simply Mons Jeremy Maclin 
114
10
3
Simply Mons JaMarcus Russell 
127
11
2
Simply Mons Mason Crosby 
138
12
1
Simply Mons Indianapolis 
151
13
1
Slippery Petes Calvin Johnson 
8
1
12
Slippery Petes Marques Colston 
17
2
11
Slippery Petes Willie Parker 
32
3
10
Slippery Petes Tony Gonzalez 
41
4
9
Slippery Petes Darren Sproles 
56
5
8
Slippery Petes Donnie Avery 
65
6
7
Slippery Petes Devin Hester 
80
7
6
Slippery Petes Tim Hightower 
89
8
5
Slippery Petes Green Bay 
94
8
5
Slippery Petes Stephen Gostkowski 
104
9
4
Slippery Petes David Garrard 
113
10
3
Slippery Petes Jamaal Charles 
128
11
2
Slippery Petes Ricky Williams 
137
12
1
Sloppy Joes Philip Rivers 
12
1
12
Sloppy Joes Ronnie Brown 
13
2
11
Sloppy Joes Jamal Lewis 
36
3
10
Sloppy Joes Dallas Clark 
37
4
9
Sloppy Joes Jerricho Cotchery 
61
6
7
Sloppy Joes Carnell Williams 
84
7
6
Sloppy Joes Minnesota 
85
8
5
Sloppy Joes Edgerrin James 
108
9
4
Sloppy Joes Rob Bironas 
109
10
3
Sloppy Joes Jake Delhomme 
132
11
2
Sloppy Joes Heath Miller 
133
12
1
Sloppy Joes Patrick Crayton 
155
13
1
Sloppy Joes Jerome Harrison 
156
13
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